The moment I knew my dick game was official

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i was fucking this girl in her apartment lol 45 mins into it we hear a knock at the door i go to the door its police officers

cops make me nervous so i go to the door like

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Me:  Hello officers how can i help u

Officers: We heard there was a disturbance

Me: what kind of disturbance

Officers: well we’ve had numerous calls of a young woman being murdered or stabbed to death at this residence

Me:

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the girl was like:

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the cops were like:

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i was feeling like:

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